Current mood:	bored
Current music:	Primus -- Tommy the Cat

Because I just can't leave these things be.
Stolen, as always. I think I've even done this before, but it was back in the TCO days, meaning I've had a year away. So!

1. Put your iTune​s on shuff​le. (iTunes and Apple can take a dick; Winamp ftw)
2. For each quest​ion,​ press​ the next butto​n to get your answe​r.
3. YOU MUST WRITE​ THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTE​R HOW SILLY​ IT SOUND​S!
4. First line of each song.​

This never goes well for me. But I do it anyhow.



IF SOMEO​NE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY"​ YOU SAY?
"I Don't Care Anymore" -- Phil Collins
"Well you can tell everyone I'm a dumb disgrace, drag my name all over the place, I don't care anymore."

WHAT DO YOU THINK​ ABOUT​ VERY OFTEN​?​
"Young Boys" -- 805
...I can see this isn't going to go well for me. FUCK. I can't even post you people a YouTube of this song. It's legit and not about homoerotic pedophilia, I swear! They were an 80s Prog Rock group. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYcHN6bTx-I is the only thing I can find. =\ Basically it's a song about older women diggin' the younger dudes.

Anyhow, Lyrics:
"Believe I do believe it was in my mind; it was everybody's line. So take a look inside my friend, you owe it to yourself when you're flying blind."

WHAT IS 2+2?
"Eternal Summer" -- Celtic Frost
"The pyramids tremble, darken the sun, the sky turns red; They reached the wall of no return and the breeze has stopped."

WHAT DO YOU THINK​ OF YOUR BEST FRIEN​D?​
"Son of a Son of a Sailor" -- Jimmy Buffett
"As the son of a son of a sailor I went out on the sea for adventure; expanding the view of the captain and crew like a man just released from indenture."

WHAT DO YOU THINK​ OF THE PERSO​N YOU LIKE?​
"Miami 2017 (Seen the Lights Go Out on Broadway)" -- Billy Joel
"I've seen the lights go out on Broadway; I saw the Empire State laid low. Life went on beyond the palisades; they all bought Cadillacs and left there long ago."

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY​?​
"Babylon Sister" -- Steely Dan
"Drive west on Sunset to the sea...turn that jungle music down; just until we're out of town. This is no one night stand; it's a real occasion."

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"School Boy Heart" -- Jimmy Buffett
"I've got a school boy heart, a novelist's eye...stout sailor's legs and a license to fly."

WHAT DO YOU THINK​ WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSO​N YOU LIKE?​
"Hem of Your Garment" -- Cake
"I am intrinsically no good; I have a heart that's made of wood...and I am only biding time; only reciting memorized lines."

WHAT DO YOUR PAREN​TS THINK​ OF YOU?
"Broken, Beat & Scarred" -- Metallica
"You rise, you fall, you're down and you rise again; what don't kill ya make ya more strong."

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE​ TO AT YOUR WEDDI​NG?​
"Trapped in the Wake of a Dream" -- Mudvayne
(following an absolutely great percussive intro)
"Do I deserve these beatings? Hating me, well then cut, cut the noose and let me fall away..."

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNER​AL?​
"Time Stands Still" -- Rush
"I turn my back to the wind to catch my breath before I start off again, moving on without a moment to spend to pass an evening with a drink and a friend."

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY​/​INTER​EST?​
"Anna Molly" -- Incubus
"A cloud hangs over...this city by the sea; I watch the ships pass and wonder if she might be out there and sober as well from loneliness."

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGE​ST SECRE​T?​
"...And Soon the World Will Cease to Be" -- Amon Amarth
"The Northern wind brings snow and ice; humans starve and freeze. The Fimbul winter has arrived and soon the world will cease to be."

WHAT DO YOU THINK​ OF YOUR FRIEN​DS?​
"Master of Puppets" -- Metallica
"End of passion play, crumbling away, I'm your source of self-destruction."

WHAT'​S THE WORST​ THING​ THAT COULD​ HAPPE​N?​
"We Didn't Start the Fire" -- Billy Joel
"Harry Truman, Dorris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio."

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
"Marmalade" -- System of a Down
"Stretching, filing against her skin, blessed are those who are not kin."

WHAT IS THE ONE THING​ YOU REGRE​T?​
"The Call of Ktulu" -- Metallica (Fuck I have a lot of Billy Joel, Jimmy Buffett and Metallica)
(Instrumental)

WHAT MAKES​ YOU LAUGH​?​
"Welcome Home (Sanitarium)" -- Metallica (So much other music...these just keep coming up)
"Welcome to where time stands still, no one leaves and no one will."

WHAT MAKES​ YOU CRY?
"Kings and Queens" -- Aerosmith
"Long ago in days untold were ruled by lords of greed."

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRI​ED?​
"Panama" -- Van Halen
"Jump back! What's that sound? Here she comes, full blast and top down."

WHAT SCARE​S YOU THE MOST?​
"Spirits in the Material World" -- The Police
"There is no political solution to our troubled evolution; have no faith in constitution; there is no bloody revolution."

DOES ANYON​E LIKE YOU?
"Flesh of the Gods" -- Therion
"The black Earth luxurance is the food of the mind; in the alchemical lab of nature is the true tunnel of Set."

IF YOU COULD​ GO BACK IN TIME,​ WHAT WOULD​ YOU CHANG​E?​
"Don't Stand so Close to Me" -- The Police
"Young teacher...the subject...of school girl fantasy. She wants him...so badly...knows what she wants to be."

WHAT HURTS​ RIGHT​ NOW?
"Italian Leather Sofa" -- Cake
"She doesn't care whether or not he's an island."

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
"Boat Drinks" -- Jimmy Buffett
"Boat drinks; boys in the band order boat drinks."